Search found 15908 matches

by anglefire
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: The Tow Bar
Topic: Possible humour.
Replies: 49
Views: 4705

Re: Possible humour.

While walking down the street one day a Member of Parliament is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. 'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these ...
by anglefire
Mon Aug 12, 2019 6:53 pm
Forum: The Tow Bar
Topic: Possible humour.
Replies: 49
Views: 4705

Re: Possible humour.

⚠️⚠️BREAKING NEWS⚠️⚠️ The VUE cinema in Merthyr has been robbed this afternoon and police are urging witnesses to come forward. Two gunmen have just escaped with an estimated total of £1750 worth of goods. It is believed the men made off with 4 hot dogs, 2 medium size Fanta, a family size popcorn an...
by anglefire
Mon Aug 12, 2019 1:19 pm
Forum: The Tow Bar
Topic: Possible humour.
Replies: 49
Views: 4705

Re: Possible humour.

A passenger airliner has just landed at Glasgow airport and after coming to a halt, the Pilot does his customary speech, but forgets to switch the intercom off ! The Co-pilot asks the Pilot what he has got planned for the rest of the evening, and the Pilot replies, "First up I am going for a Poo and...
by anglefire
Mon Jul 29, 2019 5:47 am
Forum: The Tow Bar
Topic: Possible humour.
Replies: 49
Views: 4705

Re: Possible humour.

Little miss muffet sat on her tuffet

With knickers all tattered and torn

It was'nt the spider

who sat down beside her

It was little boy blue with a horn.
by anglefire
Sun Jul 28, 2019 5:54 am
Forum: The Tow Bar
Topic: Possible humour.
Replies: 49
Views: 4705

Re: Possible humour.

Mary had a little lamb

The butcher killed it dead

Now mary takes her lamb to school

Between two chunks of bread
by anglefire
Mon Jul 01, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: Technical
Topic: Smoking Gun - Step 3
Replies: 1
Views: 138

Re: Smoking Gun - Step 3

Get your codes read is the next step I would say.

You could also check to make sure the butterfly has been removed from the air intake box.

Could be all sorts - injectors for one. Or turbo.
by anglefire
Tue Jun 11, 2019 5:50 am
Forum: Technical
Topic: Braking vibration. D3
Replies: 1
Views: 133

Re: Braking vibration. D3

I think you have answered your own question!
by anglefire
Mon Jun 10, 2019 8:31 pm
Forum: Technical
Topic: help screens go black mind of own
Replies: 43
Views: 9764

Re: help screens go black mind of own

Posting here is fine!

You are going to have to get it plugged in and the codes read. Bodsy is mobile and gets about a fair bit if you can't get anyone else (Or have the kit yourself) to have a look.
by anglefire
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:29 am
Forum: Technical
Topic: Rear Diff Swap
Replies: 3
Views: 161

Re: Rear Diff Swap

Not that I recall. But it was at least 3years ago! :lol:
by anglefire
Sat Jun 08, 2019 4:32 pm
Forum: Technical
Topic: Rear Diff Swap
Replies: 3
Views: 161

Re: Rear Diff Swap

Exhaust is easy. There is a slip joint around where the compressor lives. Then the there is a hanger each side and then I think around the slip joint. Possibly one more. I've removed and replaced mine on my own on the drive - but two people makes it easier! As for the rest - I bet Bodsy or Stu would...